WARNING:THIS IS NO ORDINARY ROBE. The Bertha Robe may cause extreme comfort and relaxation. Product testers were often found watching old Grateful Dead livestreams for hours at a time and reported feeling as if they were "wearing nothing".Product features include:
- Cozy internal blanket lining
- Oversized hood for keeping your head warm and protecting your ears from loud guitar solos (unproven, but likely).
- Tie-able waist sash to mimic the feeling of being hugged by teddy bear
- A subtle all-over Bertha print as a small tip-of-the-cap to your favorite band - Just kidding, the Bertha print is huge and should be worn proudly
- Made out of fine polar fleece and white plus sherpa fleece fabric
The Bertha Robe is perfect for those who enjoy comfort, Grateful Dead music and the idea of neighbors staring in approval as you walk out to get the paper each morning.If that sounds like you, it's time to sit plush in this Grateful Dead Bertha Robe! The perfect post-bath accessory you'll struggle to get out of!The Grateful Dead Bertha Robe is beautiful and thick, making sure to keep you warm even on the coldest of nights!We recommend hand washing this bad boy with cold water to preserve its fine quality! Officially licensed by the Grateful Dead and exclusively designed by Sec.119*SIZE GUIDE (See last photo in gallery for more info)