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Officially licensed Grateful Dead merchandise. Designs exclusively from Sec.119.

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Grateful Dead Bertha Robe

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The hottest (er, warmest) item of the holiday season is here! Pre-order the Bertha robe and have it shipped on or before December 4, 2020. 

If you ordered any other items with this robe, they will ship in the same order by December 4th. If you need the other items faster than December 4th, please place a separate order as we are unable to partially ship your order!
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WARNING:
THIS IS NO ORDINARY ROBE. The Bertha Robe may cause extreme comfort and relaxation. Product testers were often found watching old Grateful Dead livestreams for hours at a time and reported feeling as if they were "wearing nothing".

Product features include:
  • Cozy internal blanket lining
  • Oversized hood for keeping your head warm and protecting your ears from loud guitar solos (unproven, but likely).
  • Tie-able waist sash to mimic the feeling of being hugged by teddy bear
  • A subtle all-over Bertha print as a small tip-of-the-cap to your favorite band - Just kidding, the Bertha print is huge and should be worn proudly
  • Made out of fine polar fleece and white plus sherpa fleece fabric

The Bertha Robe is perfect for those who enjoy comfort, Grateful Dead music and the idea of neighbors staring in approval as you walk out to get the paper each morning.

If that sounds like you, it's time to sit plush in this Grateful Dead Bertha Robe! The perfect post-bath accessory you'll struggle to get out of!

The Grateful Dead Bertha Robe is beautiful and thick, making sure to keep you warm even on the coldest of nights!
We recommend hand washing  this bad boy with cold water to preserve its fine quality! 

Officially licensed by the Grateful Dead and exclusively designed by Sec.119
*SIZE GUIDE (See last photo in gallery for more info)

Free Shipping on orders over $100. Free Returns and Exchanges on all U.S. orders. Ground Shipping on orders under $100 is $8.00. We ship USPS, DHL or UPS Ground. Orders should arrive within 3-5 business days after processing time. Pre-Orders ship at different times and up to two months from date of purchase.

Priority shipping is available for a fee. Prices and estimated delivery times are available at checkout. Orders after 2pm EST ship the next business day.

PROCESSING TIME

Orders typically ship the next business day. During peak season (i.e. Holidays), orders may ship within two business days. Orders placed Friday-Sunday will ship out Mondays and Tuesdays. We do not ship on weekend or U.S. holidays.

TRACKING MY ORDER

You will receive a tracking number via email when your order is processed.

POSSIBLE DELAYS

We do our best to ensure the timely delivery of all orders. When selecting our Next Day Air or 2 day shipping options, please bear in mind that we are only provided with an estimated delivery date from our carriers. On a rare occasion, these packages can arrive outside of the estimated timeframe.

Returns and/or Exchanges are always free with the exception of Final Sale items. We allow 30 days from the date you receive your items.

Final sale items cannot be exchanged or returned.

During Holidays, we make exceptions for gift purchases.

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